Wishlist Wednesdays

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This is going to be my first edition of Wishlist Wednesdays. I saw this on someone else's blog, and decided to do the same, since my blog's been getting a bit sad with the posts. I'll add here that I'm going to also do something called Favorite Fridays, which you'll see what that is this Friday. (Insert creepy, maniacal laugh here.) So without further ado, here is Wishlist Wednesdays, with five picks from my Edenfantasys wishlist.



Bondage rope for kinky play
Japanese Bondage Rope

First we have your standard silk bondage rope, which is generally a staple and "must-have" item.  This rope is manufactured by Doc Johnson, and Edenfantasys is now selling it for $12.  That's about 32 feet, ~10 meters of rope, for just twelve dollars, which is an extremely good buy.  This rope is so sweet, I do not know which color I want it in..purple, perhaps? Maybe just the regular black?  Rope bondage, anyone?


Ceramic body massager with four nubby ends
Contour M

Contour M is a ceramic, nubbed piece of equipment meant for deep massages and easing tense muscles.  I've been wanting this one for a while, because I'm the sort of person that gets really knotted up in my back.  Yes, I'm in constant need of a nice massage.  Though it usually sells for $25, it's now on sale for 28% off, making it only $18!  Pretty good deal, for a high quality stone that will last you a lifetime of massages.  Now, if we could only make the retrieval of the actual massage that cheap and easy...


Silicone anal plug with ring handle and bulbous head.
Love Pacifier Beginner

So this is a cute little butt plug, no?  It's very similar to the Njoy line of "pure plugs", only it's made of silicone and about..one-sixth the price of the Pure Plug medium, which has almost identical dimensions.  Since it is silicone, it's wonderful for sharing, and it's also extremely easy to clean. I'm looking forward to that.  I think that the pink color would be so cute for my girl.  It's $13 over at Edenfantasys.


The strapless gartered corset with satin bow pattern and hook and eye closure on back.
Bow Mesh Corset

So, this corset...what's there to say about it? I've been looking at it ever since Edenfantasys first started carrying it about a month or so ago. It's so adorable, with the little frills and bows.  I also love the pattern on the fabric, it's got these little black bow designs that are just to die for.  My girl told me that she liked it recently, and I was so surprised, so I immediately added it to my wishlist. How much is this beautiful corset? $73, which yes, is a bit much, but from the reviews seems worth it.


Handcrafted leather paddle with embroidered and jeweled design.
Rainbow Nights Paddle

I really love Ruff Doggie Styles' productsespecially their paddles. I just absolutely love them.  I remember, when I received their Angelic Dreams Spank-Her paddle, how thrilled and...truly, just damn surprised I was at the quality and effect that little thing gave.  I really love that paddle, it's one of my favorites. And the Rainbow Nights Paddle is just as beautiful, so I figured, if it's the same quality, has a different, but attractive look, why NOT buy it?  It's only $50 at Edenfantasys right now.



Now that you know part of what's on my wishlist, why not add some of these beautiful products to your own? You can always use my partner code B5P at your checkout to get 15% off your total order at Edenfantasys. Make sure to stop by next week for some more Wishlist Wednesdays! As always, play safe and have a great week!

So, My Blog's Hot!

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Yes, you heard right. My blog is SMOKIN' HOT, like those hot wings I constantly get from Pizza Hut. Mm, those things are really good. Now I'm craving them a bit, but I am so full from having Boston Market tonight... Anyway, back to the blog being hot and all that jazz, no?

Splendwhore, whose beautiful blog is Tales from the ToiBox, decided to pick my blog (yes, MY BLOG) as one of her "hot" picks, along with a few others like The Blogging Slave, Misadventures & Masturbation, What Kinda Name Is..., and NOT SO VANILLA. So here are my five picks, no particular order, and hopefully you'll go check out these hot, sexy, mm-mm good blogs.

  1. Vieux Carre's Blog
  2. Kinky World
  3. Femenina Deliciosa
  4. Sexual Behavior of a Female Masters' Student
  5. The Sub Mission

Vibro Pink Lady: Touch by Fleshlight

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Fascinations graciously decided to send me the Vibro Pink Lady: Touch fleshlight, free of charge, for review—and am I glad that they did. Fleshlights are the number one male masturbator-style toy, and they're extremely popular. Is one enough? No. Most need more like four, or five. They come in a variety of internal textures and external designs, ranging from realistic to just plain pleasurable, with thicker inner labia, some with larger clitorises, and others more petit and small.
My faux-vagina was sent to me in an extremely regular, discreet shipping box that was easy to open and not a hassle at all. I got her in the mail in pretty fast time, and was not displeased whatsoever when she arrived. Fascinations definitely takes care when shipping their products, as my fleshlight was packaged with tons of packing peanuts and all of her necessary parts. Nothing was missing, and nothing had been tampered with.

Before using my new fleshlight, I took everything apart and washed it with soap and warm water. There was this odd film, like Fleshlight had rubbed cornstarch all over it and went wild. There was a lot of dust everywhere, but washing all of the parts of my fleshlight easily helped this.
The fleshlight that I received is definitely an ultimate of Fleshlight's designs. It not only has a nubbed texture, referred to as "Touch," which I happened to actually like, but it also features three little pouches within the material that you can slide bullets into. Pretty nifty, huh? It can get a bit intense when using all three, so using one or two is fairly sufficient in my opinion. The three of them together create this odd buzzing symphony, and it's kind of funny, actually.

I love playing with my fleshlight. Not only playing, as in, screwing her, but just playing with her little clit and insides with my hands (and sometimes tongue). She's extremely fun to fondle and stroke, for me at least. I do not exactly love the vibration feature (I sometimes feel that it's more buzzy and aggravating than helpful), but hey, it's cool to have and it also gives you that option of giving her a bit of a "jolt," so to speak.
Note: Do not turn your fleshlight inside out like I did. I only did this for purposes of the review to show you the texture. It can hurt the fleshlight if done.

So what's this beautiful little pussy made out of? She's made of a smooshy, soft, hefty Superskin, a very porous, but realistic, material. Superskin actually has a very distinct smell, but thankfully it has no taste. If you have a partner that you like to share fleshlights with, I highly recommend using condoms unless you two are fluid-bonded. Cleaning this toy can also sometimes be a pain because of this, because it cannot be sanitized. It can, however, stand up to a lot of...rough use, if need be, so if you're only using the fleshlight for solo play (like I am), then just a quick rinse with water should be sufficient.

Since I'm on the subject of material, I'll note here that lubricant is a must with this toy. Otherwise, it gets sticky...really, really sticky, unless dusted with cornstarch. I personally do not like to dust my toys, so I prefer the extra lubricant method (use only water-based, at all times; anything else will make the material degrade and possibly harm it). After pouring a bit of my KY lubricant into my hand, I slide my fingers into the fleshlight's opening to make it nice and wet. What's good about this is that it not only makes insertion easier, it also feels extremely good and slippery.
Fleshlight literally includes everything needed to use their vibrating pussy. They include a guide of how to use and clean the fleshlight, a water-based lubricant sample, a tin can storage piece, and the bullet vibes (which are high intensity, might I add). Every bullet vibe comes in its own little case, and they even include ten extra batteries (with batteries already in the bullets themselves). They make the money that you spend on their products worth it, and with Fascinations' discreet shipping, you can be sure that you'll be able to enjoy your fleshlight privately with a partner or on your own.

Comparing the fleshlight to an actual flashlight (as displayed below) shows that fleshlights aren't as "discreet" as their claim might be. Not only does the casing for the pussy say "fleshlight TOUCH" on it, but it also is a lot larger than a flashlight. In its case, it's about ten inches tall, with diameters of 3½" at its largest point, and 2½" at the handle.
What's great about fleshlights is that they really don't have to be solo toys. Many people enjoy incorporating them into sex, to give their partner an extremely intense orgasm. My fleshlight in particular, with the Touch texture, is very realistic and its external design almost reminds me of my partner's vulva. And with the vibrations, mm, it's just extremely orgasmic. (Almost an orgasm overload, to be fully honest.) If you cannot tell by now, I love my fleshlight, and I'm so glad that I am now able to call one my own...forever!

Are you interested in owning your own beautiful pussy? Perhaps a bit curious about the feel of a hefty fleshlight? Or maybe you just need a companion while your lifetime companion is away? You can purchase the beautiful Vibro Pink Lady: Touch fleshlight for your own sex toy stash for a little over $100 over at Fascinations. Is it worth that much? Oh, it indeed is!

A special thanks to Fascinations for sending me this fleshlight, free of charge, for my honest review. Thank you!

Goodfella by Vixen Creations

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If you've read my review over at Edenfantasys, you know how I feel about this beautiful cock. In a word? Love. Almost as unconditional as my love for my Joque harness, that feels like a second skin over my body. Vixen Creations' Goodfella IS the skin that sits against my second skin, it's just that realistic. With its firm inner core, hard as rock, and its smooshy outer layer, it feels almost like an actual penis (except for the fact that it's, well, you know, medical grade silicone).

Here are some pictures of the Goodfella, and a couple of pictures of its shading against my skin and their lighter skin tone of the Mr. Right. See, there was a problem. I was told by a good friend that I should get the medium skin tone, but it turns out that her boyfriend is a bit darker than me, and I was left with a cock that looks...well, a bit ridiculous in comparison to my white skin. Do not make the same mistake! There are also a few photos comparing the bulge it gives me as opposed to the bulge my Mr. Right gives me. I definitely prefer to pack with my Mr. Right, and just use the Goodfella for penetrative purposes.

Above is the color of the medium skin tone against my hand. If you're as light as I am, do not get the medium skin tone—it's going to be way too dark for you. The two below this are showing the light skin tone of the Mr. Right against the medium skin tone of the Goodfella. Buy at your own discretion.
On the left is me wearing the Mr. Right, and on the right I'm wearing the Goodfella in my Joque. The Mr. Right looks more natural than the Goodfella, as you can see...
The Goodfella in the Joque. The base is an odd shape, but it keeps the Goodfella tightly in the harness.

Interested in this extremely attractive penis? Want a penis of your own that feels and looks real? Go ahead and buy yourself one at my favorite sex toy shop, Edenfantasys, for $110. If you want a bit of money off, use my partner code "B5P" for 15% off! That's right, 15% off! So what are you waiting for? Get to it!
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