What's in Sir's Closet

Even though I wrote that these are "in my closet," they're not actually all in my closet—they are in various places in my room. All of the links on the product names take you to my reviews of the products, and I will list pictures next to those reviews and anything that I feel is related. You can find the things that I'd like to add to my collection here: My Wish List.

BDSM Products
Impact (hitting, flogging, whipping)

• Three-tail white/black leather cat
• Hearts leather flogger
• Roses flogger
• Shota/Lolita paddle
• Dark wood and mother of pearl shoehorn- Pictures
• Delrin multiple-strand slapper
• Chain tickler
• Narrow tip crop
• Lover's super strap riding crop
• Old English cane
• Chinese sword-in-cane
• Liquid truncheon - Favorite
• Angelic dreams spank her - Favorite
• Starburst fantasy feather (brown)
• Paddle fleece
• Rainbow nights paddle - Favorite
• Gated barbed wire flogger - Favorite
• Rose riding crop
• Sparticus loves theo flogger
• Viper tongue
• Crave strap whip
• Player paddle
• Spider paddle entrap-her
• Doggin bat
• Riding crop
• Wartenberg pinwheel
• Vampire gloves - Favorite
• Ostrich feather (burgundy)
• Leather corsette flog-her flogger
• Delrin cane
• Mini crop medium tip
• WhypDancer glossy handled cane
• KnottySquid 3', 12 plait snakewhip
• EMFToys angelmaker
• Axelwhipmaker Dragon tongue - Favorite
• Axelwhipmaker Mini-bullwhip - Favorite
• Axelwhipmaker Mini-signalwhip - Favorite
• Sex&Metal leather dragontail
• Sex&Metal silicone dual floggers
• Sex&Metal leather dual floggers
• Adrenalize dual bullhide finger floggers - Favorite
• Tantus silicone pelt paddle
• Tantus silicone thwack paddle
• Tantus silicone wham bam paddle
• Tantus silicone snap strap paddle
• Jackboot over-the-knee paddle
• Nobessence provoke flogger

Collars and Leads/Leashes

• Luxe white collar - Favorite
• Diabolo collar - Pictures
• Dauphine collar - Favorite
• Big spikey collar - Favorite
• Diva stars collar
• Pink plush collar w/leash
• Master collar
• Pink snap-buckle dog collar - Favorite
• Black snap-buckle dog collar
• Multiple o-ring collar
• Chain leash w/leather wrist strap
• Bad boy leash
• Locking collar with mini bondage rings
• X-tree collar
• Leather riding reins
• Pink candy jaguar collar

Blindfolds/Headpieces

• Blind jockey blindfold - Favorite
• Kitty blindfold
• Silk whisper (purple/silver)
• Intima silk blindfold - Favorite
• Scalloped brow pony bridle - Favorite
• Hearts leather blindfold

Wrist/Ankle Cuffs and Accessories

• Metal handcuffs
• Dragon silk wrist restraints (purple/silver) - Favorite
• Dragon silk ankle restraints (purple/silver) - How to put them on - Favorite
• Leather cuffs
• Tantric satin ties wrist cuffs
• Luxe white wrist cuffs
• Luxe white ankle cuffs
• Etherea silk cuffs
• Supersex bondage kit
• Spreader bar with triangle rings
• Rope cuff set
• Inked tattoo ankle restraints
• Deluxe pony hobbles
• Under-the-bed restraint system
• Jaguar cuffs
• Candy jaguar cuffs
• Hearts leather ankle restraints
• Hearts leather wrist cuffs
• Divinity wrist restraints
• Divinity ankle restraints
• Silk sashay cuffs
• Master suspension cuffs

Mouth Gags

• Silicone bit gag
• Rubber bit gag - Favorite
• Beginner ball gag (white/pink) - Favorite
• Aslan silicone ball gag (white/pink)
• Fantasy gag
• Sinvention silicone ball gag - Favorite
• Small silicone removable ball gag
• Spider gag

Clamps

• Bull nose nipple clamps - Favorite
• Y-style broad tip clamps w/bullet - Favorite
• Beaded broad tip clamps - Favorite
• Lavish nipple clamps - Favorite
• Beaded nipple clamps (pink)
• Nipple clamps

Safety First

• Medical shears
• Guthook (I wear this on my belt loop during rope scenes)
• Alcohol pads
• Neosporin
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Sex Toys
Vibrators

• Better than chocolate
• Bottle rockets nova
• Speeding bullets armor piercing
• Red diamond princess
• Delight
• Hitachi - Favorite
• Élégance
• Fairy mini wand massager - Favorite
• Fairy rechargeable wand massager

Dildos/Prosthetics

• Para jandia
• Mr. Right - Favorite
• Vac-u-lock cock
• Platinum silicone super 6"
• Little Su
• Rombee
• Vac-u-lock realistic dong
• Handcrafted wooden dildo #278
• La noche
• Purr
• Goodfella - Favorite
• Ocean bliss
• Johnny vixskin - Favorite
• Swirly deuce
• Midnight twist
• Spur
• Mr. Limpy extra small - Favorite
• Vip super soft
• Realdoe
• Realdoe slim - Favorite
• Dual use s-shape
• Lucky
• Pleasure wave glass wand - Favorite

Cock Rings

• Boss cock's pleasure ring (purple)
• Edenfantasys vibrating ring

Masturbators

• Vibro pink lady: touch - Favorite

Anal Plugs

• Pixie curve
• Soother - Pictures - Favorite
• Sentinel (pink) - Pictures
• Pony play whip
• Pony play whip royal
• Love pacifier beginner (pink)
• nJoy small - Favorite
• nJoy large - Favorite
• Fashionistas small bunny tail butt plug
• Aluminum mini
• Icicles no. 14

Balls and Beads

• Desi
• SinFive alterno (red)

Harnesses

• Joque harness - Favorite
• Slick jock
• Mr. Right packing strap
• Theo harness
• Powerlock harness with cock'n balls
• Radiant gems curved harness
• Bend over beginner kit: intermediate
• Bare as you dare harness
• The fix thigh harness
• Minx harness
• Driver harness
• Pete trunks
• Pete freestyle
• Pete briefs
• RodeoH
• Jaguar - Favorite
• Syd
• Commando
• Black leather low-rider harness
• Jolly rider diva
• Simple vegan harness

Other
Position Aids & Throes

• Sex in the shower locking footrest - Favorite
• Inflatable position master - Favorite
• Liberator ramp
• Liberator safari throe
• Lotus cushion
• Universal sex swing stand
• Sex swing

Storage

• FYN flogger case
• FYN flogger case xl

DVDs and Videos

• Midori's Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage
• Even More Bang for Your Buck

Lubricants

• Wet Naturals: Beautifully Bare
• Sliquid organics - Favorite
• JO H2O anal lubricant
• Wet body glide (strawberry)
• ID glide
• ID moments water-based

Books

• Two Knotty Boys: Showing You the Ropes - Favorite
• Two Knotty Boys: Back on the Ropes - Pictures - Favorite
• Story of O
• Red Hot Erotica
• Bottoms Up
• Best Gay Erotica 2011
• Best Bondage Erotica 2012

Gag Gifts/Items

• Peni-ice tray - Favorite