Joque Harness by SpareParts

My second skin, my love, my favorite harness over every one out there, is my Joque harness by SpareParts. I've had this harness for quite a long time, and it's never failed me, or my play partners. For someone who has the same problem that I have with their anatomy, this harness is perfect—it's easy to forget that you're wearing it, which is great when you're just trying to make love without the feel of wearing a "harness and dildo."

SpareParts makes their harnesses out of a spandex/polyester blend that feels great against the skin. It's breathable, and moves with the body, instead of feeling tough, firm, or starchy, like some leathers or rubbers can feel. This also means that it's washable, and can be put in the laundry after getting it dirty. Just don't put it into the drier, because that might mess up the spandex and make it start pilling (like a bathing suit would).

Make sure to wash the Joque before putting a dildo or prosthetic in it, as the tag suggests! The dye can rub off and stain your dildos, so do follow the suggestion for washing.

I bought my Joque (I'll call it "my love" from now on, if you don't mind) in the black option, because I felt that it was most fitting. Over at Edenfantasys, it's offered in a baby pink and baby blue, which are both extremely cute and attractive. I was actually thinking of buying the baby blue, but decided on the black instead. Since it's spandex, it almost has a sheen to it that gives it this wet look.

Which reminds me...you can wear my love (or your love, if you decide to buy this beauty) in the water, so go ahead and have fun in the shower, in the pool, in the bathtub, or in the jacuzzi. This is great if you enjoy having sex in the shower, and or even if you like to hop in to have some "clean-up" sex.

My love is a double-strap harness, meaning that it has two straps that come between the legs and tighten around the thighs, under the tush. Another strap sits around the hips, and this strap has a fairly thick width. It can fit a wide range of individuals, short or tall, big or small, but if you have hips that are over 44", you may want to instead purchase the large size, as that will fit better.

Since it's a double-strap harness, you have access to all of those special parts—the tush and whatever you have in the front. This is great if you like double-penetration toys like the Nexus or Share, or if you like to wear butt plugs during harness play. It's even good for those who have partners that like to play with them as they're being penetrated. Personally, I just like it because it's easier to wear—and because it's not a thong.

You can fit a good amount of dildos in this second skin because of its stretchy, built-in o-ring, which is great because you can switch it up every time that you have sex without having to change o-rings. Though it's described as being very stretchy, it's actually not, but it does have a bit of flexibility to it. You can safely fit dildos of up to about 2" in diameter, if you really stuff them in, and dildos as small as an inch in diameter, so long as the attachment has a big, sturdy base.

If you haven't noticed, I love my Joque harness. It's the best decision that I made, purchasing this wonderful harness. It's going to last me the rest of my life, and quite honestly, I'll never need to buy another harness, ever—why would I want to, when my love has always been there for me, and always will be? Nothing can compare—unless, you know, I decide to get a bit unfaithful and go to Joque's twin brother, Theo.

Note: Joque comes in a plastic packaging that's not resealable, but it also comes with a pouch that has a drawstring. I keep my love in the pouch, on a shelf, when I'm not wearing it.

Are you interested in owning a love, companion, and lifetime harness of your own? Head on over to Edenfantasys, where you can purchase the Joque for about $90. When you think of what you're getting, it's worth the money—all ninety dollars of it. Remember to enter my partner code B5P at checkout for a 15% discount, to save yourself a few bucks! Enjoy!

product picture
Double strap harness by SpareParts
Material: Polyester / Spandex

2 comments:

Carmela P said...

Oh, Luke. This glowing review has torn me.

I've been thinking of upgrading to a new harness, and the Stockroom's La Femme has been on my mind lately (http://www.edenfantasys.com/la-femme/adult-toys-dvds-26529). It's just so lady-like and dainty, I was completely in love.

But now... the Joque seems like dangerous competition. It looks more comfortable, and sounds like it would be much more versatile. It is almost like comparing apples to oranges, but if you are just buying the one fruit, you still have to weigh the odds.

You are really selling me, mister...

Sir said...

Hello, Carmela!

The La Femme is beautiful. I, obviously, have never tried it out to give you a comparison, but I will say that most leather harnesses are not as comfortable as my Joque. I will say, though, that in terms of looks, La Femme definitely comes out on top for people who love to look frilly while sporting a penis.

In terms of feel, both on the genitals and just regular wear, the Joque will be more comfortable, but is a more gender-neutral design.

You decide! They're both lovely, and both will probably last a lifetime! You'll make the right choice, and whichever you choose, I hope that you enjoy!

-Luke

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